If a writer falls in love with you, you can never die.
― Unknown (via perfect)


Imagine your icon being ridiculously and painfully horny.

Thats not too hard seeing as how my icon is me.


it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine


You know what I hate? When people get pissed off when you tell them you don’t want them to touch you. Like excuse me, I don’t actually want you to touch my arm. I don’t want a hug right now. I don’t give a shit if you’re family. I don’t care if the phrase “I don’t want to be touched” puts you off. Just don’t fucking touch me.


no but seriously how cute is the word tummy 

you can talk so seriously about stomachs

but as soon as someone drops the tummy word

everyone is like (●´∀`●)

tummies 。◕‿◕。